If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

You can’t just keep this crap in.
Watch me.

"Don’t touch me. Please, don’t touch me. You mustn’t. You must know. I can’t stand it, that’s all. Please understand."
Ernest Hemingway, from The Sun Also Rises (via violentwavesofemotion)
"I messed up, I know. I always do."


"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.


pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story


Aziraphale is like, the heavenly manifestation of socks and sandals

"I tell my mother that, when the time comes,
I will burn this house down.
I will split my knuckle bones,
I will turn my molars into dust.
I tell my mother that I will be a grave one day,
a hollow hole to match my empty bones.
I am restless –
turn the latchkey.
I’m shedding skin, I’m tasting blood.
When the time comes, I’ll set fire to this pallid town
and hope the smoke blackens every heart,
hope the clouds roil and blur.
I want to be taken out of my skin
and set down where I can kiss Chicago.
Tell my mother, when the time comes, to please be proud.
Please be proud of how I tried."

Restless | d.a.s

NaPoWriMo day 3: restlessness

(via backshelfpoet)


new video up babes!  WHY I’M A….FEMINIST *gasp!!* *shock!!!1* *horror!!!!*

i know, i know.  gender equality is a terrifying thing here on the interwebs.  here are just a few (err…60) of the reasons i’m a feminist.

are you?


i dont want gender i want wings and the ability to breathe fire